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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Deion Sanders: Pre-draft attacks on Shedeur and Shilo "hurt" - NBC Sports
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Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No way
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Does meth make women super horny like it does men?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
No go.
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes